What you actually take home, and what you actually owe
Most money calculators are lead magnets for something else. These are not: there is nothing to sign up to and nothing being sold at the end, so the numbers can just be the numbers.
Pay, tax, mortgages, borrowing and the everyday sums. Gross to net with tax, National Insurance, pension and student loan. What a percentage rise is actually worth after tax rather than before it. What a day rate has to be to clear what you want.
The self-employed stack
VAT at any rate, added or removed, with the construction reverse charge handled. The rolling twelve month turnover against the registration threshold, which is a rolling figure and not a tax year one, and that catches people every year. Self assessment with the payments on account included, because the first bill lands at roughly one and a half times what people expect, and no other first-year surprise costs as many traders their cushion.
That first bill is worth setting out, because it is not a mistake and it is not negotiable. Payments on account start the moment your first return is filed, so 31 January carries two tax years at once:
| When | What is due | How much |
|---|---|---|
| 31 January | The balancing payment for the year that has just ended, plus the first payment on account for the year you are already in | 100% of last year, plus 50% again |
| 31 July | The second payment on account | Another 50% of last year |
| The following 31 January | Balancing payment, adjusted for what you have already paid on account, plus the next first payment on account | Feels normal from here on |
Payments on account are required once a bill passes £1,000, unless 80% or more of your tax was already collected at source. So year one is 150% of the number you were budgeting for, and every year after that is roughly the number itself. Nobody warns first year traders, and it is the single most common reason a cushion disappears in January.
Then the structural questions:
- Sole trader against limited, on the same profit.
- Umbrella against limited, on the same day rate.
- Dividends against salary.
- Mileage at forty five pence and twenty five pence, with the point where it drops.
Property
Mortgage repayments with the full schedule, what an extra hundred pounds a month actually takes off the term, rough affordability from income and deposit, loan to value and how much more deposit moves you into a better band, and stamp duty for England, Wales and Scotland including the second home surcharge.
None of these are advice and none of them are a decision. They are the arithmetic you need before you have a sensible conversation with someone who is regulated to give you advice.
Four markets take four different things off a wage
The same gross salary produces four different net figures, and not because the rates differ. The machinery differs. Each market takes a different SET of things off, and one of them takes something off that is not a deduction at all, which is why converting a payslip from one country into another never works.
What actually comes off, by market:
| Where | Income tax | The second contribution | The thing that catches people out |
|---|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | Deducted at source through PAYE | National Insurance, and the employer pays a separate one on top | The employer contribution never appears on the payslip, so the real cost of employing somebody is well above the gross |
| United States | Federal withholding, plus state income tax in most states | FICA: Social Security and Medicare | The state changes the answer more than anything else does, and several states levy no income tax at all |
| Australia | PAYG withholding | The Medicare levy | Superannuation is paid by the employer on top, not deducted, so Australian gross means something different from British gross |
| Canada | Federal and provincial income tax | CPP and EI, two separate contributions | Both contributions stop for the year once you hit their ceiling, so take-home rises partway through the year |
Deliberately no percentages here. What comes off a wage is stable for decades; what it is set at changes every year, and a figure nobody is watching is worse than no figure. The calculators carry the current rates and say when they were last read.
Two of those rows are the reason a straight conversion misleads. An Australian quoting a salary is quoting a number that has superannuation sitting outside it, so the British reader hears a smaller package than it is. And an American salary is not really one number at all until you know the state, which is why every serious American calculator asks for it first and every casual one is wrong.
Where the numbers come from
Every rate, threshold and band on these pages is the published one, named on the page so you can check it against HMRC or the lender yourself rather than taking it on trust. Where a figure changes in April, the page says which tax year it is using.
What none of these can do is know your circumstances. A take-home figure assumes a standard tax code and no benefits in kind. An affordability figure is a rule of thumb, not an offer. A self assessment estimate is not a return. Treat all of it as the back of an envelope, done accurately, which is genuinely useful and is not the same thing as being right about you.